The Truth About Tuesday

I'm pretty tired today. Five AM comes pretty early and this morning I was lazy, so I had two cherry turnovers for breakfast, which didn't get my day started out right. They were, however, very delicious. I slaved away over a hot RTU panel all day, and came home, went to the gym, ate, showered, and still I found time to find the picture shown. It just goes to show, that if you give' er, you can get' er done. Write that down.

Tomorrow is Waynesday, which means one more get up til I come back to Calgary for a few days. I'm looking forward to some R and R. I didn't get much last trip back because of the noise made by certain people partying at the house. On Friday night AND Sunday night. Just a random thought: If you invite people over to the house, please don't leave them with me and go to Crush, unless you're planning on bringing Amy or Marissa back to the apartment for some fun. Hopefully this weekend will be a little more low key. Not likely though.

Until next time,


The Guv'ner of Give' ner

The Ft. McMurray Files Pt 2

I've been in Ft. McMurray for almost 6 weeks now. So far it's been pretty good. The work is good, and by good I mean it's pretty slack most of the time. Living in camp is interesting. From the outside, it looks like a prison, and it was supposedly built from a women's prison design. The rooms are very small and you share a bathroom with one other person. The food is pretty good (prime rib once a week, steak once a week, ice cream, and lots of chocolate milk, etc).

The disturbing thing is that, due to the severe lack of females, my standards are really starting to drop. The few "women" that live in camp and work up here, are UGLY. And they're kind of chubby and manly. We're talking full-on five o'clock shadow. Not good. There are a few women up here that are somewhat attractive, what we call "Ft McMurray hot". What this means is that in the context of living in camp, they're hot. But if you brought them back to civilization, they would become mediocre at best. All I can do is use my trusty laptop to find pictures of girls who are hot anywhere, not just in Ft. McMurray.

Divine Intervention

I've decided to take my blog in a new direction. Instead of bringing you the same girl day after day, I've decided to try posting a new girl every time. This will obviously be based on the availability of hot, young vixens who are willing to pose for the camera. Luckily for us, the internet is a seemingly inexhaustable source of nubile co-eds.

This decision was not made easily. In recent weeks, SexyTeenSandy has posted fewer galleries, and the ones available were not up to my usual standards. Besides, I'd prefer to be known as the guy who brings many beautiful women for you to see, as opposed to just one. As we all know, when it comes to women, more is better. Unless they're fat. In that case less is more. Or maybe too much.

Anyway, I don't know the name of the girl above. I don't even know where the picture came from. I was looking through my pictures and I just found it. The only explanation I can come up with, is that god downloaded it for me while I was sleeping, although it's odd that I didn't hear my computer boot up. Then again, my headphones were plugged in so that's probably why I didn't hear it. In any case, enjoy and god, if you're reading this, keep the pictures coming.

For Brother Wayne

Brother Wayne is coming home soon. He's been working aboard various cruise ships in the Royal Carribean fleet for a couple of years now. However, due to a number of factors, he'll be retiring his sea legs and returning home to Calgary sooner than later. I can speak for all of us when when I say that his return is a welcome one.

Until his triumphant return, I'll be providing him with pictures of NextDoorNikki and/or SexyTeenSandy, since he's unable to download his own pictures due to censorship on his ship. Enjoy.

By special request

Just to change it up a bit and to accomodate Brother Wayne, I've posted a picture from my NextDoorNikki collection. She will never replace SexyTeenSandy but she's still pretty fucking hot. Enjoy.

She's all grown up

Well, well. It looks as though SexyTeenSandy has crossed the line from teenage strumpet, right over to full-blown internet tramp. And I for one welcome the change. As long as she continues to wear cute little outfits, she can do whatever she wants with whomever she wants. The pictures shown are the watered down versions, as this is a family blog. I have however flirted with the idea of incorporating some nudity, SexyTeenSandy style, but as of yet I haven't posted any. Perhaps it's time. It really makes you wonder how much a sexy little vixen like Sandy makes off her website.

I feel like I've watched her transform from a nubile teenager, baby-fat and all, into a vivacious little whore who gets off on teasing the camera. It's actually kind of sick because I feel like I've watched her grow up, which makes me feel kind of old. Not Newman old, just a little old. God knows I'm not that creepy.

Feel free to let me know what you think about the whole nudity thing. Sometimes it's what you don't see that really gets you. Plus I don't want to spoil anybody's image of SexyTeenSandy.

The Ft. McMurray Files Pt. 1

Hi there. This is my first blog entry since I've decided to seek my fortune in Ft. McMoney. I've finally been able to get my internet service hooked up and now I can blog as much as I want, and perhaps more importantly, add to my SexyTeenSandy collection of mildly pornographic pictures. Sweet.

Working in Ft. McMoney is very rewarding. Financially. That's it. There is nothing else that I like about being here. Except the unlimited supply of food in camp. That's pretty sweet. It's a lot like being in jail (forshadowing perhaps?), except that nobody has tried to fuck me in the ass, which is good, yet surprising since I am one of the better looking guys here. Of course, I'm one of the better looking guys wherever I go. Anyway, work itself is good, I'm learning a lot, which is good since people tell me I've got a lot to learn. 10 days go by quicker than I thought, although 5am comes pretty early.

Other than that, it's business as usual. I'm glad I didn't have to help Jessica move. I hate moving people. I'd rather help them stay put. I could come over and make sure nobody loads anything into a truck. Richard will be in town this coming Saturday and there will music and strippers aplenty. Sweet.