10 Random Facts About Chuck Norris
1) Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets and deflected them with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.2) To prove that it isn't that big a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer, only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that Lance Armstrong.
3) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4) If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
5) Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
6) Chuck Norris once payed a visit to the Virgin Islands. Now they're simply called The Islands.
7) In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
8) Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
9) Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bike that was missing it's chain and rear tire.
10) Chuck Norris doesn't eat cherries, he pops them.
posted by Unknown at 6:53 p.m.
4 Comments:
For a man that is known for being funny I do think you've outdone yourself.
Great photo...was there a joke?
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one time chuck norris shot a german spy plane completely out of the sky by just pointing at it and yelling bang
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
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