A happy ending

You know what sucks? When your paycheck isn't in the bank like it's supposed to be. Today was payday, but alas, there was no money in my account. It seems that somebody in payroll made a booboo and dated our direct deposit incorrectly.

Now normally I'm a pretty tolerant person. I live and let live, and I understand that mistakes happen, mostly because I make more of them than anybody else. However, when it comes to somebody's money, there's a saying that I'm fond of: DON'T FUCK AROUND! I think that most people would agree with me on this point. As a matter of fact, it's generally accepted that making a mistake of any kind in payroll is absolutely unacceptable. If Osama Bin Laden had a fucked up paycheck as justification for 9/11, he would have had undeniable support accross the world. That's how serious this issue is.

Now that the day is almost at an end, I have the perspective to look back and reflect on my obnoxious behavior today. By the way, isn't sexyteensandy hot? I love her. And you can tell she's really asking for it too. You don't even want to know what I'd do to her. I'd get some ice cubes and a car battery... I better stop. Anyway I didn't get paid, I was pissed off, blah,blah, blah. Life's too short to be angry all the time. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then add some alcohol and get pissed. Hopefully you'll forget why you were angry in the first place. Don't forget, alcohol is the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.