The Terrible and Ugly Truth Finally Comes Out
It's been a while since I shared my insight regarding the fairer sex, and after watching an episode of Smallville, I noticed something interesting and I thought it would make an enlightening topic for discussion.I have a theory that sex makes women age faster. Now before you say anything, hear me out.
Fact #1) Most women are more hesitant than men to give it up. (Sex)
Fact #2) Women have a terrible fear of getting older.
Fact #3) Women are irrational and emotional.
The above facts alone should be enough to prove my theory, however I'll cite a few examples.
Example #1) Porn stars seemingly age at an incredible rate. Stars appear to be extremely weathered around the age of 25. Porn stars have lots and lots of sex.
Example #2) On Smallville, I noticed that Lois Lane had some wrinkles around her mouth. This was most likely due to the number of blowjobs she needed to give in order to land her cushy role on TV.
When you put the facts together with my examples, it's overwhelmingly clear that sex makes women age faster and that there are women out there that know this. Now before all you man haters out there rip me a proverbial new one, let me just say that it's a testament to your sex that there are women who don't care and are still willing to smoke cocks like Jason Lee smokes cigarettes.
If anyone out there has any corroborating evidence for my theory, I'd love to hear about it.
Until then, enjoy the eye candy.
posted by Unknown at 6:04 p.m.
3 Comments:
Cory you just might be onto something. I have also noticed that woman who go without sex become more attractive to me, and then for some reason once i sleep with them they are ugly again. I always thought this had more to do with the amount of alcohol in my system, but your hypothesis might very well prove correct. Keep up the good work, and lets try to find some women who feel like aging ten years in one night. HOOGRAAAAAH
Sorry to burst your bubble Newman, it is the alcohol or the fact that you have no shame. I'll leave it to you to figure out which.
Jason Lee feb kalso jun zalbar alshir e rab niikto, e maltok ruk. HAHAHAHA
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