Memo to all

I've decided that when I have something to write about in my blog, obviously I'll do so. However more often than not I'm too tired or not motivated enough to come up with something worthwhile to put my name to. Jason Lee has the market cornered on ranting and raving and although there are times that I'd like to crack some skulls and bitch and moan, nobody does it quite like JL, so I generally leave it to him. Newman has the inane religous drivel totally covered, so that's taken too. All I'm left with is incredibly clever anecdotes and witty commentary on everyday events and situations. However, like I said earlier, sometimes it's tough for me to come up with pure gold everyday. Henceforth, on my days off, I'll be providing the readers with pictures of sexy women in compromising poses. I trust this will suffice to entertain the masses. Jessica, I'll be awaiting your scathing comments. Everyone else, enjoy!