Man vs. Woman

After reflecting on my blog entry yesterday, I thought of another point. The main reason that there is ever any disagreement between men and women is that we view sex very differently. When it comes to sex, men are like firefighters, it's always an emergency and we can be ready in five seconds. For women, sex is more like fire itself. It's very hot, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

This is also the reason that men don't have platonic friendships with women. The women might be thinking to themselves, "I have lots of guys friends that I've never slept with". But to a man, a woman friend is basically a woman we haven't fucked yet, for whatever reason. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, which can result in friendship with privileges. For those of you that have never had a "special friend", this is when a man and a woman decide that they would like to engage in a sexual relationship, while maintaining a strict friendship. Unfortunately, more often than not, one of the parties develops stronger feelings than the other, and the relationship ends, sometimes with the aid of the police and a restraining order.

Now, you're probably asking yourself, "How can I use this information to my advantage?" The answer is, "If I knew that, I'd be with some hot blonde right now instead of writing this damn blog" Remember this: women use sex to get love and men use love to get sex. If that isn't evidence that god has a sick sense of humor, I don't know what is. I'd also again like to set the record straight. I am not a womanizer, nor do I condone telling a woman that you love her, just to get her into the sack.

Happy hunting.