The most wonderful time of the year...

Another day closer to christmas. And in case anyone noticed, I didn't capitalize christmas. I refuse to acknowledge the holiday season as anything more than a good excuse to whip out some mistletoe and make out with sexy women. Now that's what I call a holiday. Back to christmas. So far this has been one of the best I can remember. Since I completely opted out of it, I haven't had to brave the malls. I haven't stressed about last minute shopping or how much money I've spent. I got out of retail recently so I don't have to work a 14 hr shift on boxing day. Come to think of it, I have a lot to be thankful for this holiday season. Now if I could only find some mistletoe, I'd really be in business, because let me tell you, there are some beautiful women in Calgary (you know who you are). Just in case some of you might think that all I think about is getting women into the sack, you're wrong. I also think about how to get them in the sack with their hot friend. Just kidding. I actually believe in an honest, caring, monogamous relationship. But since I'm single, it wouldn't hurt to have a little fun would it?
Here's to good friends, beautiful women, and stiff drinks. Probably not in that order though.