Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Math goes out the window

As a responsible citizen, I feel it's important to discuss the important issues that we as a society face on a regular basis, no matter how controversial they may be. In this case, the discussion that I'm proposing is: How young is too young?

Now before you simply blurt out the standard minimum-age formula (Your age/2 + 7 years), stop and look at the picture. Does age really matter that much? I found her at a reputable site, where all such models are 18 and over. That's pretty much good enough for me. I think that the law should decide for me, how young is too young. That way, no matter what random number I come up with using that bullshit equation, my conscience is clear.

By the way, I DID notice that her name is Kelli Young. Coincidence? I think not.

3 Comments:

Blogger Waynesday Report said...

What is age? Really, it only seems to matter to the young ones anyway, who seem to judge you based on your accomplishments in relation to how many grey hairs, or in NMZ or Tapper's case, lack of hairs...As we've learned the older they get, the more they seem to know or think they know. What's the morale? Young & Beautiful and if they want to put themselves on the internet for us old guys, but not as old as NMZ, then again, we will never be as old as NMZ, all the power to them!

8:14 a.m.  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well said. Let's all enjoy the young girl now. Mmmmm.

6:33 p.m.  
Blogger NMZ said...

Oh Brother Wayne. ONe day One dAY

11:27 a.m.  

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