The scummiest bar on earth (or at least in Ft. Mac)

Let me just start off by saying that I've been in some dives in my time. Boca's, The Greenhouse, Malone's, Pinky's etc. However, on saturday night I had the distinct pleasure of spending 4 hours of my life at Diesel Lounge & Disco. The only disco I know located in a strip mall. In Ft. McMurray. The inside looked like an old Red Rooster convenience store that had been converted into a shitty nightclub. Oops I mean disco. The bar was a counter with a few cold drink coolers behind it. The sound system was surely purchased at a garage sale. The tables and chairs were probably swiped from some sweaty donair shop. Our waitress was a skinny native girl who no doubt would have accepted crack cocaine as payment for our drinks. To top it all off, there were 4, that's right, 4 guys with pony tails.

On the positive side, the 3 bartenders were fantastic. A cute blonde with a sweet rack, a pretty brunette with a sweet rack, and another nice looking girl with a sweet rack. Then there was the shooter girl who was barely 5' tall with a hot little body on her. I just wanted to pick her up and bang her right up against the window, with her ass cheeks pressed up against the glass. But I didn't.

You're probably wondering what I was doing there in the first place. We were looking to watch UFC 61. Everywhere else was packed so we had to compromise to enjoy the fights. Despite all the bad things I have to say about Diesel, we'll be back. UFC 62 is at the end of August. Next time though, we'll get there earlier so we can enjoy the chinese food.