Tuesday Update

I'm pleased to announce that SexyTeenSandy has been relaunched as NaughtyGirlSandy. I can't say that I'm a fan of the new name, but the pictures obviously speak for themselves. I think from this point on I'll simply refer to her as Sandy. We're on a first name basis.

In other news, I'm currently serving a 17day sentence up in Ft McMoney. I'm on day 8 and things are good so far, although I've eaten out a few times and I can't seem to put down my fork. The first night was at the fish place (that's actually what it's called, the fish place) and I had the steak and garlic shrimp with a plate of pasta and a pound of snow crab. I washed it down with 3 double rye and coke. Then we went to DQ for a banana split. Ouch. Last night was all-you-can-eat ribs at Montana's. No visit to Montana's would be complete without a pound of hot wings. We followed that up with 2 1/2 racks of baby back ribs, although I didn't finish my coleslaw. When you can almost feel the ribs coming back up, it's time to stop. I'm not sure if I've always been a glutton, or if the camp food is taking it's toll on me. In any case, we're going out for wings tomorrow so if something ridiculous happens, I'll let you know. Other than that, all is well, I'll be back in Calgary on the 3rd of August. Btw, I have it on good authority that Wayne drank my pineapple juice. If this is true, you should come clean now and you might receive clemency for your crime. Otherwise, it's on.

PS - this is what a portion of the alphabet would look like if q and r were eliminated.